♦ Make Beauty Pageants Fairer For the Real Fairest of the Them All (Humor)

A humorous look at the answer to the question “Who’s really the fairest one of all?”

When I was young I used to watch all of the televised beauty pageants. Why? Because as a young girl, I wanted to see what a real-life “Barbie doll” looked like. Back in my day, Barbie was the model female and all young girls were to aspire to be just like her. So I figured the ladies in those contests were as close to a real-life Barbie as they come.